Movie Review #27
Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels (1998)
Written and Directed by Guy Ritchie
Rating: 9.00/10.00 or **** (out of 4)
The equation for kinetic energy is an object's mass multiplied by its velocity squared all divided by two. In other words, the more mass you have, the greater the kinetic energy. The more velocity, the greater the kinetic energy.
Movies have a similar equation. If you will, take Chad's function of a movie's success rate, which is equivalent to a movie's substance multiplied by its appropriate pace squared divided by two. Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels has little substance, but it certainly has an enormous amount of appropriate pace. Hence, the movie has a high success rate in Chad's movie function.
LSTSB is the most enjoyable film I have seen since Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade. The first time I saw this was in 1998. It's been a while. This movie is just oozing out fun, plot twists, cool attitudes, completely inept but eerily likable characters, and a bold and exceptional director's touch. At times, it almost seems like too much, but you can't deny the joy you have when you watch something like this. It's almost as if you are a young child that has been given two scoops of your favorite ice cream.
Guy Ritchie has made a film of uncommon intelligence, comedy, and suspense. The film features four "con-artists" who barely squeak by, but somehow earn enough money to find their way into a high-stakes poker game with Hatchet Harry (You have to love the names of these characters.). The four cronies are led by Eddie, an amazing poker player. Eddie has an unique skill of determining other players' tensions while playing poker, and thus, rarely loses a fair match. Harry, however, has no ethics whatsoever. He relies upon his large and authoritative aide Barry the Baptist (another cool name) to determine exactly how his hands stack up to Eddie's. Eddie loses a round that costs him a fortune that he and his friends cannot afford. Unfortunately, they have seven days to pay up, or else Barry the Baptist will start chopping the fingers of Eddie and his friends for each day past the due date they can't come up with the money.
Eddie, Tom, Soap, and Bacon luckily and (fortunately) quickly find a scheme that gives them a glimmer of hope. By eavesdropping on their neighbors, they learn of a plan to steal from marijuana growers. Led by Dog, the plan has the beneficial feature of meeting and exceeding the 500,000 pounds the four unfortunate souls have to pay Hatchet Harry.
Oh, but that only begins the story. The marijuana growers work for a vicious drug dealer named Rory Breaker, a man with a very short fuse. And then, in a seemingly different subplot, there are two dolts looking for shotguns that Hatchet Harry has an interest in. Nope, the subplot belongs, trust me. And then there's a hit-man with a strong connection to his son but a sensational amount of hatred toward his hits. Yep, his subplot belongs too. And yet, I've only scraped the surface. Amazingly, Guy Ritchie has flooded his film with characters and plots that all make sense. Unlike a movie that seems clogged with characters, this film requires the numbers. The reason is one of pure humor and plot twist. Ritchie's characters are plot devices, are stylistic necessities, are delights to see on screen.
Many critics and viewers have complained that this film is too confusing, the dialogue is too incoherent, and the characters are too numerous. I agree with none of these critiques. The film's characters and plots are all interconnected, all seem necessary, and all are easy to pick up on if you pay attention. As for the incoherent dialogue, remember, this is a British film. It will be semi-tricky to pick up on everything the first time if you are not used to the accent. Watch it a second time, and I guarantee you'll pick up on most of the things you couldn't the first time. Is the film clogged with characters? The answer is no. Unlike Robert Altman's pictures (Gosford Park readily comes to mind.) and P.T. Anderson films (Boogie Nights, especially), characters in LSTSB are not used for substance value. They are used as pure plot devices to add to the number of interconnections, twists and turns, humorous additions, etc.
LSTSB requires careful attention from the viewer, for sure. It is easy to get lost in character names and schemes each character seems to have. But it's doable, and Ritichie makes us want to participate actively. The film is never boring enough to lose the audience's interest.
Some scenes in this film are masterful. When Dog and his cohorts invade the marijuana makers' headquarters, they meet a caged opening. The resulting sequence is one of the most humorous ten minutes of film I have ever witnessed ("Would everyone stop getting shot?"). The concluding "shoot-out" scenes are fantastically put together. I almost clapped after I witnessed it. Voiceover and flashback work is both humorous and appropriate. Never does the film seem pretentious or artistically overdone. There is a definite style to the work and to each scene, but it always seems to fit just perfectly into the fast-paced rhythm of the film.
Along with the masterful scenes come the immensely enjoyable characters. Barry the Baptist is one of the most likable but devilish villains to ever be placed on screen. Hatchet Harry is sly, cunning, and slimy. Rory Breaker is amazingly vicious in his eerily comedic role as the drug baron from hell. And the four con-men are appropriately stupid, smart, and likable all at once.
Some commendation must given to the acting. Notable performances are given by Nick Moran (Eddie), Jason Flemyng (Tom), Vinnie Jones (Big Chris, Hatchet Harry's hitman), Lenny McLean (Barry the Baptist), P.H. Moriarty (Hatchet Harry), and Vas Blackwood (Rory Breaker). Also adding in solid performances are Frank Harper as Dog, Jason Statham as Bacon, and Dexter Fletcher as Soap. Sting makes a cameo as Eddie's father, and Alan Ford also has a cameo (and he's also the narrator). Ford would later show his amazing ability to be one of the most wicked villains ever displayed on screen in Ritchie's later work: Snatch.
Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels is a load of fun. It might not be the greatest film ever made (far from it), but it is on my top five list of most entertaining movies ever seen. With this in mind, there is no way I could give this movie less than four stars (a highly difficult feat to accomplish--hey, I'm picky.). Whatever the case, the combination of intelligence, wit, style, and characters give this film a unique and wonderful ability to entertain the viewer to nearly insurmountable heights. A definite must-see for any movie lover.